Extensive riffing on grocery store layout and cheese placement
5 Sep 21 12:49 PM · 2d ago · 10 comments · 1 source · development 5 of 6
Multiple commenters debate where cheese logically belongs in grocery stores, describe specific store layouts they've encountered, and joke about the confusion caused by different stores placing it in different locations. Several offer detailed faux-directions as humor.
“I was out of state for a wedding and went to the grocery store. I was irrationally angry to discover the cheese aisle was in the middle of the store.”
lilmouserpg.bsky.socialMichelle Roy Bluesky user who sparked the thread
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What people said 8 voices · best of 10 · verbatim
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“Absolutely, ma’am. Are you looking for the upscale fromage district or the or the commodity cheese ghetto?”
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I know who Bigfoot IS. He was my landlord, and was as described. The rent was very low ( I wonder why), but I had to move. The late night whoops, howls, and screams were intolerable!
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'yeah. I know where The Cheese is - the Billionaires have it I like to all in a Ginormous Pile.' keep 'em guessing
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MICHELLE, HOW DID SHE KNOW TO ASK YOU? ANY 'CRACKER BARREL EXTRA SHARP CHEDDAR' LEFT ON YOUR LUSCIOUS LIPS? (TOO FAR?)
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You make a left at ice cream then a right at the Doritos, if you get to the chocolate chips you've gone too far
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If you see here later, please ask 'Have you found cheeses?'
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I could pick up everything in my local Tesco's in my sleep!
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People just aggressively hit on me at the grocery store.
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