Repliers pile on with cooking-themed umber puns
2 Sep 21 4:35 PM · 2d ago · 4 comments · 1 source · development 2 of 4
Commenters riff on the premise with jokes about grilling, sautéing, and seasoning umber, including bbq and 'umberella' wordplay and a parody of a folk song about 'umberjacks'.
“First..find a bbq grill. Set the frozen umber on it. Then, put it under an umberella.”
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Well, you see, it's not so much they don't cook it right as it's in the same category as "blackened" Cajun food. They can't use the term "blackened" though, because that would confuse people as to exactly what color it is.
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First..find a bbq grill. Set the frozen umber on it. Then, put it under an umberella.
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I could learn. If only I knew what an number is....
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Obviously at least one person was able to demonstrate how to overcook umber. So, don’t listen to that dude.
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