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The Onion: Scooby-Doo Retires After Taking Skydance Buyout

The Onion publishes satirical Scooby-Doo retirement story

1 Oct 30 5:00 PM · 13d ago · 2 posts · 2 sources · development 1 of 1

The Onion released an article presenting Scooby-Doo as announcing his retirement after accepting a voluntary buyout from Skydance. The piece satirizes industry consolidation and corporate restructuring trends.

The Onion publishes satirical Scooby-Doo retirement story
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“While I've loved all the years I've spent unmasking villains with my friends, the writing was unfortunately on the wall.”

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