Practical commenters offer cooking and budget advice
3 Sep 17 7:24 PM · 6d ago · 19 comments · 1 source · development 3 of 4
Alongside the joking responses, multiple commenters offered serious cooking alternatives: using ground turkey, adding lentils or bulghur to stretch meat, and suggestions that the name "Sloppy Joes" is already meat-agnostic and needs no change.
“Sloppy Joes is meat agnostic - no need to change the name. 😀”
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Get out the fancy dishes and call it an Improperly Attired Joeseph
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Sloppy Joes is meat agnostic - no need to change the name. 😀
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you could try Tofu, then you caould have sloppy toes
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Tacos and spaghetti work with ground pork, too.. Save a few bucks.
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Over brown it. Add tallow Don't tell them.
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Impossible burger meat makes epic meatballs and dollars to donuts would make sloppy joe you wouldnt tell the difference from
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The chicken itself doesn't have much flavor so you have to season more than for beef but it works pretty well
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Just take "slop" out and call them "discombirbulated"
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C’mon parents 😞 bad jokes about innocent animal victims aside, how is it even possible so many of you aren’t getting it this point? #ClimateEmergency #collapse
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Change the language and make it fancy! Pollo descuidado (Spanish), magulong manok (Filipino), Schlampiges Huhn (German), Pollo disordinato(Italian).
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Yeah but tracking down only meat from cows named Joe was a real time suck
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Sloppy Chicks is a good one! Or Sloppy Clucks? Cluckin' Joes?
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Can I cast a slightly hesitant vote for the former? 🙂
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I actually like sloppy joes better with chicken.
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There's about 130% of the food the planet needs. It is not being distributed for political reasons. Eating large animals harms the planter horribly, but it won't make us extinct. Climate change might handle that.
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🤣🤣🤣 love the creative names! So how did the chicken joes taste? I’ve never used chicken in that dish so I’m curious.
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