Several commenters share real band-camp memories
3 Sep 19 9:00 AM · 6d ago · 27 comments · 1 source · development 3 of 3
A subset of repliers noted they had actually played bass clarinet in school bands, treating the joke as a nostalgic callback rather than pure innuendo.
“Bass clarinet. I got the joke immediately cuz I was in the band (that one time, in Band Camp😂) and I played Bass Clarinet. Cute!”
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You could wrap it with this Let It Snow paper…
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Ah yes, Ass clarinet in Tits wrapping paper.
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"Duet for Ass Clarinet and Upright Organ ... in the Key of A"
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Sex toys are really becoming a huge industry.
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It’s the rental they give to school kids
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This reminds me of a joke from the Two Ronnies. "The Birmingham Bean Ensemble and the Birmingham Radish Ensemble have combined to make the Birmingham Wind Ensemble."
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I laughed harder than I should have. I played the clarinet but fortunately never the ass clarinet. I was just an ass playing a clarinet. 😁
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This one always cracks me up (pardon pun). Have you seen the one about "Tasty Ass. Crackers"? lol
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It's not the same as sounds like ass but close in some hands
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I think a chat with the box manufacturer is in order. 😬
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Takes me back to Ass Band. I played the Big Ass Drum
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Soooo, playing a note is “breaking woodwind?”
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The competition for first chair was intense.
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May its sweet, low tones toot well for you.
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Now THAT'S an instrument I can get behind!
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Bass clarinet. I got the joke immediately cuz I was in the band (that one time, in Band Camp😂) and I played Bass Clarinet. Cute!
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A comedian did a bit by playing the kazoo with her ass 2 or 3 decades ago...hysterical!!! This fits her bit!
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I’m a sax player but I played ass clarinet in (wait…) wind symphony for a couple of years…
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Are you sure you're not confusing it with the Red Tuba That Makes You Shit Yourself?
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Well, I've heard of nose flutes and belly bongoes, but this is a new one for me!
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