Commenters flood thread with clarinet puns
2 Sep 19 7:00 AM · 5d ago · 16 comments · 1 source · development 2 of 3
Dozens of replies riffed on the "ass clarinet" joke, inventing related fake instruments like the "butt trumpet" and "skin flute" and making double-entendre jokes about the instrument's name.
“Add a skin flute and a butt trumpet you've got a band”
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I hope it's at least not a second hand ass clarinet.
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Add a skin flute and a butt trumpet you've got a band
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As long as I don't have to be present for the crescendo.
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I think instruments like that were more common in the middle ages. Hieronymus Bosch depicted one here: upload.
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I know someone who plays one of those every time he's in front of a camera! 🤣🤣💙🌊
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Braver man than me going to put that anywhere near my mouth 🤯
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Why did the clarinet player get kicked out of the orchestra? Because every time he played a high note, he let out a reed-y sound that sounded like he was passing gas! 🎷💨
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Now the phrase “blow it out your ass” makes more sense. They just dropped the clarinet part.
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I used to play as a kid, but never really enjoyed it. It's quite tough on the back.
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