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Bluesky pun storm erupts over 7-Eleven's 'Hanks for Our Troops' pumpkin brûlée
Pun chain and authenticity jokes continue through early morning
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Sep 21 1:25 AM
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Over the following hours, commenters kept extending the wordplay ('T. Hanks', 'Hanks for your service') and joking about whether any real Tom Hanks was detectable in the product, with the thread still active hours after the original post.
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“i don't care how famous he is, he's still just one guy. i don't believe there's a detectible amount of Hanks in that pumpkin brûlée. unless they're using Colin too.”
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rajandelman.bsky.social Original poster Tom Hanks Actor referenced in the promotion
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What people said 8 voices · best of 11 · verbatim
M
Chocolate turtles, huh. *keeps making juvenile fart sounds*
N
Aren’t these the last lines of the poem “Kubla Khan?”
F
Well, at least I should be safe from having Tom Hanks jump out of my coffee?
J
Like they stuffed his corpse into a too tight freezer in the morgue.
B
not even half of the words in this sentence make sense consecutively
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"Hanks" for blowing up that girls' school.
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Got a Hankering™ for the troops? Our Pumpkin Brulee contains at least 5% former US serviceperson tissue for that true patriotic flavor!
S
That’s not even a picture of him, that’s the brother that does Woodys voice for the piddly bullshit Tom can’t be bothered with.
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