Commenters decode the joke as a Tom Hanks '7-Eleven' coffee tie-in
2 Sep 20 10:07 PM · 3d ago · 31 comments · 1 source · development 2 of 3
Replies clarified the source of confusion: a promotional 'Hanks for Our Troops' pumpkin brûlée coffee linked to Tom Hanks, which commenters then mined for puns and skepticism about its authenticity.
“I told my wife that there is an exclusive Tom Hanks coffee at 7/11 now. She asked “What you do you mean there’s a Tom Hanks coffee?” I tell her “It’s for the troops. Tom Hanks made coffee with 7/11 for the troops” she still had many questions that I had already answered.”
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I think I might have a couple questions for david s pumpkins
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missed opportunity for "Hanks for your service"
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"T. Hanks for Our Troops" was right there too.
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same. first off where are the skeletons?
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i don't care how famous he is, he's still just one guy. i don't believe there's a detectible amount of Hanks in that pumpkin brûlée. unless they're using Colin too.
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I told my wife that there is an exclusive Tom Hanks coffee at 7/11 now. She asked “What you do you mean there’s a Tom Hanks coffee?” I tell her “It’s for the troops. Tom Hanks made coffee with 7/11 for the troops” she still had many questions that I had already answered.
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"Remember what you're fighting for boys"-shitty 7/11 Coffee
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The pumpkin brûlée ran out weeks ago on the aircraft carriers…
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well you see, it includes exclusive hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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According to trademark law, only Hanks can support our troops. Anyone else doing it is infringement.
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i feel like it's safe to assume the implied association between hanks and the pumpkin brulee is misleading in other words: hanks, but no hanks
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They use that brother who does all of the Toy Story stuff that Tom doesn’t want to do.
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say "Hanks for everything!" to our brave boys near Iran
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Apparently that's actually the pun working as intended. And it's supporting charity, so best to luck to them.
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“we designed that new box for you Mr. Hanks. All creepy uncanny valley just like you asked for!”
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Yeah it's a commonly misquoted idiom. It's not "Thanks to our troops" it's "T. Hanks to our troops."
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They say it’s exclusive but am sure I can get a knockoff version somewhere in town.
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What is a Hanks For Our Troops? Do the troops get to loan out Chet or something
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he’s gotta hank his tom into every single cup of coffee and you’re laughing
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(pinning the purple heart to a soldiers lapel) Hanks you for your service🫡
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One of the most violently American things I've seen in a while, in an Aaron Sorkin kind of way
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Whyy did they not do T.HANKS (for our troops)??
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And mentally run through the warning signs for a stroke? Yes, right away the first time my brain fell down this sentence and smacked into evert word
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Simply by reading, I feel like I have had a stroke
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