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The Onion: NSFW artist says Muppets already too sexy to improve

The Onion publishes satirical piece on NSFW artist's Muppet dilemma

The Onion published an article presenting NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll as struggling to eroticize the Muppets, claiming their original forms are already maximally attractive and that any modifications would be redundant.

The Onion publishes satirical piece on NSFW artist's Muppet dilemma
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“Normally this stuff just flows right out of me—like, I've never had any issue making Hank Hill or Totoro or the Babadook more fuckable—but damn, with the Muppets, I am just stumped.”

Caleb Driscoll

Caleb Driscoll NSFW artist (fictional)

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