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The Onion: NSFW artist says Muppets already too sexy to improve

Caleb Driscoll claims beloved Jim Henson characters need no enhancement.

What to know

  • The Onion published a satirical article about a fictional NSFW artist unable to improve upon the Muppets' inherent sexuality.
  • The piece parodies artist interviews by presenting absurd reasoning about specific Muppet characters being inherently attractive.
  • The article is satire; there is no real artist named Caleb Driscoll with this struggle.

Caleb Driscoll NSFW artist (fictional)

The Onion: NSFW artist says Muppets already too sexy to improve
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    The Onion publishes satirical piece on NSFW artist's Muppet dilemma

    The Onion published an article presenting NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll as struggling to eroticize the Muppets, claiming their original forms are already maximally attractive and that any modifications would be redundant.

    “Normally this stuff just flows right out of me—like, I've never had any issue making Hank Hill or Totoro or the Babadook more fuckable—but damn, with the Muppets, I am just stumped.”
    — Caleb Driscoll
    • theonion.com

      NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets

      theonion.comBluesky2d ago9.3k▲view on Bluesky ↗
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    • theonion@bots.defencegeeks.net

      NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of the regular Muppets. “Normally this stuff just flows right out of me—like, I’ve never…

      theonion@bots.defencegeeks.netMastodon2d agoview on Mastodon ↗
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