Bluesky users self-diagnose need for lakeside retreat with books and wine
A humorous post about googling symptoms spawns a thread of hundreds sharing fantasies of escape.
What to know
- A single Bluesky post joking about self-diagnosing via Google sparked a massive thread of 140+ comments in under 24 hours.
- Users universally adopted the metaphor, each proposing their own version of the ideal escape—varying the location, adding pets, substituting substances, or expanding to include community.
- A subset reframed the joke darker, channeling anxiety about economy, politics, burnout, and wage stagnation into the fantasy of withdrawal.
- The thread became collaborative worldbuilding: users proposed joining the imaginary cottage, offering skills and company, and extending the medical joke with insurance bureaucracy.
The dispute None; the thread is collaborative. The only tension is between those treating it as pure escapism and those using it to voice real economic and political frustration, but both groups coexist harmoniously. · positions read across 100 posts and comments
Escapism fantasy: riff on the formula and propose joining the imaginary cottage community.
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“I'll join you with my own wine supply and we can ignore each other while reading.”
bluestar47.bsky.social · Bluesky ↗
Expressing burnout and economic helplessness through the joke.
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“I googled MY symptoms and it turns out I need a stable economy and the eviction of fascists.”
valjurai.bsky.social · Bluesky ↗
jewinacanoe.bsky.social Original poster
The record 1 articles and posts · last 30 days
What people are saying 24 voices from 1 site · best of 100 · verbatim
- Aug 20
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We retired with lots of books to a stone cottage near a lake in the south of France, where the wine is abundant and cheap. Symptom relief has been dramatic, but we must continue thorough, in depth testing of this treatment to confirm reliability. Will report back in a few years.
- Aug 19
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I followed you already before this quality post.
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I checked my symptoms and I need the same thing, except mine calls for my 3 cats to be added to the mix.
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Me too, but a hammock, a secluded beach and good bread and cheese
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With a kitchen, a canoe, a fireplace and a loft. Maybe a garden.
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Sounds lovely, but I would need a couple of cats, too.
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If you need a groundskeeper, look me up. =-)
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Insurance won’t pay for it without prior authorization
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I did the same, and my prescription was the same as your but no wine, just an edible. I think this malady is called Noshitstogive.
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I’ll be in the cottage next door. See you for ‘whatcha reading Wednesday’
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Can we get our doctors to prescribe that and have our insurance companies have to pay for it? I'll even skip the wine requirement because I just didn't ever acquire a taste for wine, or beer, or most other alcoholic drinks! MUST HAVE BOOKS!
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I will join and bring books to read ❤️🥰.
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I ridiculously keep playing the lottery in the vain hope of winning and turning your cure into my reality. Alas, I remain a wage slave, probably until the morning of my funeral.
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I’ll join you with my own wine supply and we can ignore each other while reading.
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Don't forget the mountain lion... err, kitty.
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I read all the books (the butler did it; they never saw each other again; he was actually her brother; she was cured; he died; and after quitting he felt free) and I drank all the wine. Sorry.
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I'll join and bring a second case of wine.
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I have been doing the cottage/lake/books/wine cure for almost two weeks and can confirm it’s extremely efficacious
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In my experience, the second result will be a diagnosis of brain cancer or heart attack and that is the one my child will be convinced by.
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I have the same symptoms as you! Hope they don’t invent a vaccine for this!
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I have the same disease. Saving up for the treatment now.
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Me too!!!!!!!! We must have the same symptoms!
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I googled MY symptoms and it turns out I need a stable economy and the eviction of fascists.
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J
I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need a cottage on a quiet lake, a stack of books and a case of wine.