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What people are saying 24 voices from 1 site · best of 89 · verbatim
- Aug 26
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Jack was my first cat. R. I. P. I got him because I couldn’t go through putting down another dog and I fell madly in love with him and he was in love with me. He never did anything wrong, even when we were homeless he still loved dad …. Sound off, deaf guy filming
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Well, we did kind of make dogs dependent on us, a real human thing to do. Cats wandered in to some Egyptian farmer's house and said, "This is cool. I could hang here. The wildlife is big, but stinks in a good way." The farmer says, "What are you?" the cat responds "Mau." "I'm Ipy. Welcome."
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I've got a cat like that now. She stalks me, waiting for me to sit so she can pounce on my lap. She's there now. I have to have a throw on my lap when I sit so she doesn't snag my pants.
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I love being perpetually watched in my own home🫶🏻
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“Pets” is such a derogatory word. We purrfur “staff” to describe our humans.
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I always thought it was a matter of permissions. Dogs come in head low, tail wagging, as though waiting for permission to approach. Cats demand you ask for permission to approach them. Does that make us humans cats' pets?
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I am currently surrounded by felines who are intently "napping" next to my work station in various poses and also on surfaces that are not what I'd call comfortable. Around 11AM is when the youngest will insist on getting her snuggles, which also happens to be the time most of my Zoom calls happen
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Dog owner "This is Tarquin Fortescue V. We can trace his lineage back to Queen Victoria." Cat Owner - "This is Scratch - we found him in our dumpster"
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My Reggie don't pretend he's all over me. When he's not all over me he's sitting in front of me. The only time I don't see him is when I go to sleep then he's working. He comes to greet me when I wake up
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I just cannot with them. The one on the left is all mine and I get more love.....oh nvm! So much look-a-like!
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Cats believe you are in their room, and you are being clingy.
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Not my girls they think they’re dogs. They are always following us around meowing and trying to groom my partner and I lol.
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😂 So true! I like the looks they can give, if you dare set a treat in front of them that they dislike. “Are you seriously expecting me to eat that?! You eat it!”
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Plus, dogs won’t lay on you for 24 hours a day if you let them.
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Note to cats: standing on the bladder is more efficient
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🤣🤣🤣 Harley is also extremely clingy to be honest. Must have a human tethered to her at all times.
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Well I have a dog in my lap and another one on my foot stool who appear to be sleeping, is this the clinginess for which you speak?
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My daughter went to Whidbey Island to visit her grandmother for 10 days. Her cat harassed me constantly the whole time. The morning after she came back home, I come downstairs to find this:
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AND that they’re doing you a favor just by being there.
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Good morning. "Okay, so you've figured me out. I knew you would, that's why I chose you." ~Jinx Muahhhh!🐾💜🐾
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My kitty makes it seem like I'm following him everywhere
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“I am only here to make sure that you’re okay bc I know how you very large, 2 legged, tall cats seem to need constant supervision. Plus, I am ready for a treat now”
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Being quietly shadowed by my cats is a great honour.
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The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it's just a coincidence they're in the same room as you 99% of the time.