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CBP officer accused of sexual assault testifies he 'never raped anybody,' makes crude joke in court

U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer Luis Uribe denies rape allegations while admitting to visiting sex workers, then quips about 'getting a good workout in' during questioning.

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What to know

  • CBP Officer Luis Uribe is on trial for sexual assault accusations.
  • Uribe admitted to visiting sex workers while denying any non-consensual conduct.
  • His crude quip during testimony about 'getting a good workout in' in response to questions about timing of alleged attacks drew attention during the trial.

“never hit a woman in his life — ever.”

Luis Uribe, CBP officer, defendant · Chicago Sun-Times ↗ · Sep 15

Luis Uribe U.S. Customs and Border Protection Officer, defendant

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    Uribe makes crude joke during sexual assault trial testimony

    When a prosecutor asked whether Uribe had used 'physical fitness time' to get away from work during one of his alleged sexual assaults, the federal officer responded with a crude quip, appearing to joke 'I still got a good workout in.'

    “I still got a good workout in…”
    — Luis Uribe
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    CBP officer Uribe testifies he never raped anyone despite admitting to visiting sex workers

    U.S. Customs and Border Protection Officer Luis Uribe told a jury that he visited prostitutes and hid it from his wife, but insisted he 'never raped anybody' and emphasized 'no means no' and 'stop means stop.' He also swore he 'never hit a woman' in his life.

    “never raped anybody.”
    — Luis Uribe
    1. 1 outlet Customs officer tells jury he met sex workers but ‘never raped anyone,’ then cracks crude joke

      first by Chicago Sun Times, 7d ago

    2. 1 outlet CBP officer tells jury he met sex workers but 'never raped anyone' — then brags he 'got a good workout in'

      first by Chicago Sun-Times, 8d ago