Ancient Yemeni Stele's Cartoonish Face Goes Viral on Bluesky
A photo of a 3rd–1st century BCE Yemeni anthropomorphic stele draws thousands of comedic comparisons to Clippy, the Muppets and Han Solo.
What to know
- A photo of a 3rd–1st century BCE Yemeni anthropomorphic stele posted to Bluesky drew nearly 3,000 likes and dozens of comments.
- The conversation is almost entirely comedic, comparing the ancient carving's face to modern characters like Clippy, the Muppets and Han Solo, rather than discussing its archaeological context.
- A few commenters raised genuine questions about Yemen's ancient trade history and whether the object was made locally or acquired through trade.
The stele's face resembles modern cartoon or pop-culture characters like Clippy, Muppets, or anime figures.
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“Ancient Yemeni Muppet technology, while very advanced for its time, was held back by the shortage of people able to lift the stones”
essaywells.bsky.social · Bluesky ↗
The stern-looking figure makes viewers feel judged or inadequate by comparison.
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“I want this in my entrance hall. Just so everyone who enters our house feels judged as unworthy by the 2000+ years old clay tablet.”
evgo7311.bsky.social · Bluesky ↗
Genuine curiosity about ancient Yemeni history, culture, and trade networks.
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“Yemeni culture is a very old culture, queen of saba, coffee beans originated there”
gra3742.bsky.social · Bluesky ↗
pmamtraveller.bsky.social Bluesky user who posted the imageessaywells.bsky.social commenterapuppyisanangel.bsky.social commenter
How it unfolded 3 developments, newest first · click a bar or a number to jump postscomments
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Joke thread continues into following day
Comments keep arriving over 24+ hours, including a comparison to the anime character Jelly Jiggler and questions about the stele's origins amid ancient trade networks.
““This is all you’ve done in 2300 years?!””
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hard knowing i’ll never meet the expectations of an ancient stone tablet
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Or maybe Bernd's grandfather? @tommykrappweis.de What do you think?
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Clippy. The Fifth Element is o.g. Clippy. It probably looks a lot cooler posted in Arabic
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Commenters flood post with pop-culture comparisons
Within hours, replies compare the carved face to Clippy, the Muppets' Sam Eagle, Han Solo, the Dire Straits 'Money for Nothing' figure, and other cartoon characters, turning the archaeological post into a meme thread.
“Ancient Yemeni Muppet technology, while very advanced for its time, was held back by the shortage of people able to lift the stones…”
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"It looks like you are going to write on this clay tablet.Would you like help with your stylus?"
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I want this in my entrance hall. Just so everyone who enters our house feels judged as unworthy by the 2000+ years old clay tablet.
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Me looking at my husband when he chews with his mouth open
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Bluesky user posts photo of Yemeni anthropomorphic stele
pmamtraveller.bsky.social shares an image captioned "Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)", which quickly accumulates thousands of likes.
What people are saying 16 voices from 1 site · best of 29 · verbatim
- Was this item made in Yemen or traded there given the region's ancient trade networks?
- Sep 19
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Bro, this is just Jelly Jiggler from Bobobo
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finally, proof of prehistoric John Oliver
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Are you pranking me right now? This is insane
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There was so much trade going on there in that time. Was this item made in Yemen or traded there?
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They had a lot of squares back then. And also, as we can see, a few rectangles.
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that looks nothing like han solo in the movie
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right next to it is an ancient depiction of the SoyJack and he's round and sad because he knows he's not as cool as this one
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Yemeni culture is a very old culture, queen of saba, coffee beans originated there
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I'm not gonna worry about rippin off the Bauhaus when they were just ripping off ancient Yemenis
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The eyes remind me of the Sumerian Eye Dolls
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telling my toddler it was an ancient numberblock
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Clippy's great great great... (some time later) ...great great great granddad.
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Reminds me of the Dire Straits Money For Nothing guy...
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This man? He dispenses the STELE Compared to him? You are NOTHING
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Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, and HOLY SH*T - WTAF is that!!!???
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It also can’t believe it’s seeing all this bs everywhere rn